Sh*tty Driver Hand-Stamped Keychain with Personalized 2nd Disc


We adore people who are confident enough to embrace their shitty skills (or lack thereof). Please be extra careful on the road. Includes a 2nd hand-stamped disc with the shitty driver's initials.

Made of lightweight, durable and tarnish-proof anodized aluminum exclusively for Improper Mercantile by our talented artisans.

Customize? We love it! Just send us a Convo and we'll get back to you ASAF.

Is this a gift? We can ship right to the recipient. Just include a message in checkout with their their name, address and a gift note.

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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