New AF Organic Sarcastic Baby Onesie


You're brand new! You're parent/s will never be the same! In a good way that is :). Made from 100% comfy organic cotton exclusively by our Improper Mercantile artisans.

Ships within 4-7 business days directly from our custom print partner in eco-friendly streamlined packaging. Choose your text color and let us know if you want a custom message!

Shipping & Policies

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Privacy policy

We do not disclose or sell your information to anyone. Ever!

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