What the Actual F*ck Hand-painted Custom Shell Set in Gold or Silver


How many times have we been saying this lately? At least now you can enjoy it with these awesome made-to-order shells! The metallic gold (or silver) really pops off of the shell surface. So much fun to display them on your dresser, desk, nightstand...wherever you want to perk up the space with a sweet little statement ;).

Each set is made to order. Want a custom message? Love it - let us know below.

Each shell measures approximately:

'What' - 2.00 x 1.45 inches

'the Actual' - 2.25 x 1.65 inches

'Fuck' - 1.50 x 1.25 inches

Shipping & Policies

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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We do not disclose or sell your information to anyone. Ever!

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