Middle Finger Statue Desk Accessory Hand-Poured Choose Your Color


Our best seller! This perfect-size, hand-poured, solid piece packs a fun and powerful message, oui? Place it by your desk, bed, or by someone else who needs to see it (wink, wink). Use it as an awesome_af ring holder too! Choose your finish below.

Made exclusively for Improper Mercantile by our very talented artisans.

Gift? We can ship right to the recipient, just enter their info below.

Measures approximately 3.35 x 2.5 inches.

Shipping & Policies

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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